If Man is Five...

Then the devil is six.


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Reblogged from murkavenue
bluishorange: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6…



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Reblogged from fire-your-agent
bluishorange: fire-your-agent: Nathan Fillion circa 1995 I’d hit it.

bluishorange:

fire-your-agent:

Nathan Fillion circa 1995

I’d hit it.



[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I’ve got a fruit fly song for you, Emmie.  

By Nada Surf.



angearia asked: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY yourself! 

That ‘hey’ makes me feel like Leslie Knope: “That’s Y-A and 18 Ys and 44 exclamation points.”  I should add 44 exclamation points, shouldn’t I?

Also, I don’t know when you sent this.  For all I know, it was months ago.  I just didn’t know why that little envelope was red.  

In conclusion, I am a technological wizard, and I love you. The end. 



Reblogged from bowiecadmium
Adventures in shenanigans: A College Admissions Story - Financial Aid and the Angry White Parent

bowiecadmium:

I used to work in college admissions at a 2nd tier, small, private university. The cost of this university approached and eventually exceeded $50,000 per year for tuition, room & board, and books/fees while I worked there.

For students with high GPAs and standardized test…



Reblogged from justcallmezim
justcallmezim: Credit to raspberry-interlude for the great quote on this one! Do you have an idea for a hipster-Jareth quote? Let me know! I’ll make the picture and let everyone know who the text is coming from!

justcallmezim:

Credit to raspberry-interlude for the great quote on this one!

Do you have an idea for a hipster-Jareth quote? Let me know! I’ll make the picture and let everyone know who the text is coming from!

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Reblogged from tumboner
sierra-lovespugglesnotmuggles-: BRB, DYING.

sierra-lovespugglesnotmuggles-:

BRB, DYING.

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Reblogged from masterofkarateandfriendship
nom-chompsky: btotp

nom-chompsky:

btotp

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Reblogged from damnitdisney
starlick: beezusishere-: queenieinmanhattan: Amazeballs. I love this so much Flawless.

starlick:

beezusishere-:

queenieinmanhattan:

Amazeballs.

I love this so much

Flawless.

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Reblogged from damnitdisney
starlick: beezusishere-: queenieinmanhattan: Amazeballs. I love this so much Flawless.

starlick:

beezusishere-:

queenieinmanhattan:

Amazeballs.

I love this so much

Flawless.

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Reblogged from fuck-bitches-get-money
thelaurasaurusmachine: carvinkeeper12: newly-poly-nyc: OMG! When did this happen?! I would like a video clip of this please. This is probably taken from a dream of mine.

thelaurasaurusmachine:

carvinkeeper12:

newly-poly-nyc:

OMG! When did this happen?!

I would like a video clip of this please.

This is probably taken from a dream of mine.

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Reblogged from sequined-k
theladylaurasaurus: sequinedk: It is for lovers! Of equality!  I loved this. 

theladylaurasaurus:

sequinedk:

It is for lovers! Of equality! 

I loved this. 

(Source: sequined-k, via athenasaurus)



Reblogged from villagevoicemedia
mizjenkins: glossylalia: lakebandit: nanner: villagevoicemedia: What Southerners Eat vs. What We Think Southerners Eat No matter how fatty or fried we might think Southern food is, it’s even fattier and more deeply fried than we can imagine. #Southern food #fried food #gross #yuck #calories #fatYour taglines? Kinda dumb. wow. Obviously they don’t even know. They obviously have no fucking IDEA.  “Ew! Gross! Calories! Yuck!” said the uppity Yankee. LOL! That’s fine. That’s why they never run out of ham hocks at my local grocer. Y’all go ahead and tuck into your lentils and soy lattes and leave all the gumbo and cobbler to me. WHAT. “Ew” and “Gross” in reference to… what? Ham? Chicken and dumplings? Have y’all ever EATEN ham? It is fucking delicious. So are chicken and dumplings.  And fried okra.   Also, they need to go ahead and move sweet tea, peaches, and mac n’ cheese into the gray area—because I don’t know anyone who doesn’t eat those things.  

mizjenkins:

glossylalia:

lakebandit:

nanner:

villagevoicemedia:

What Southerners Eat vs. What We Think Southerners Eat

No matter how fatty or fried we might think Southern food is, it’s even fattier and more deeply fried than we can imagine.

#Southern food #fried food #gross #yuck #calories #fat
Your taglines? Kinda dumb.

wow. Obviously they don’t even know.

They obviously have no fucking IDEA. 

“Ew! Gross! Calories! Yuck!” said the uppity Yankee. LOL!

That’s fine. That’s why they never run out of ham hocks at my local grocer. Y’all go ahead and tuck into your lentils and soy lattes and leave all the gumbo and cobbler to me.

WHAT. “Ew” and “Gross” in reference to… what? Ham? Chicken and dumplings? Have y’all ever EATEN ham? It is fucking delicious. So are chicken and dumplings.  And fried okra.  

Also, they need to go ahead and move sweet tea, peaches, and mac n’ cheese into the gray area—because I don’t know anyone who doesn’t eat those things.  



Reblogged from reallyreallysupercool
You guys!  I own this!  It’s framed in my spare room!  

You guys!  I own this!  It’s framed in my spare room!  

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